First things first: they are serious about the name. There are just 15 seats in a single (tiny) room. A disco ball spins, a meat slicer grinds and longnecks of Melbourne Bitter clink as punters sit elbow-to-elbow. Be prepared to chat to your neighbour over a tarte tatin flush with garden-fresh tomatoes.

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