Greg Baum is chief sports columnist and associate editor with The Age.
Idiosyncratic doesn’t nearly begin to cover it. Abstract, certainly, if not downright obtuse. Let’s take a tour of the gallery.
England’s talent is plain to see, and it has greater upside than Australia between now and 2027.
Much as many would like to wall off this Test, it might not be possible. Besides, some five-day Tests of yore should have been euthanised before their time.
Boxing Day at the cricket is a tradition, which makes it significant outside the scoreline in any one series. It’s a secular feast day, with all the rites.
At all the important junctures, Australia have outplayed England, simple as that. Bazball has failed not just on its own account, but because Australia have not allowed it to succeed.
Usman Khawaja has been an ornament to Australian cricket, but the time has come to put him back on the mantelpiece.
Bazball is built on constant, frenetic, stampeding action, but sometimes the best thing to do in a cricket match is nothing.
Just because we can stage day-night Tests doesn’t mean we always must. And for all the spectacle it creates, it still pales beside the majesty of Test cricket in daylight glory.
Australia’s astounding win in the first Test was catalysed by an accident, and injuries threaten to derail the series.
Bellow as you like, England, lay claim to the Ashes, declare them to be coming home – but come back and see us when you’ve won a Test match.