Michelle Heyman’s right arm was in the air, feet fast at the edge of the box, eyes behind her back up the field. Waving at Mary Fowler with a brisk assuredness reserved for those who have done something successfully many times before and know they will do it again if they are given the ball.
Waving at Fowler but also waving at Tony Gustavsson. Telling the Matildas coach that the concept of scoring a goal is a simple administrative activity. “If you give me that file, I will put it in the filing cabinet. Give me another and I will slip that one in, too. In Tashkent four days ago. In Melbourne tonight. In Paris five months from now - if you choose to take me.”
Heyman did not score after this particular wave, 27 seconds into the home leg of Australia’s final qualifying tie. But she did pivot expertly and then pass the file to Katrina Gorry, who laid off to Kaitlyn Torpey for a cross that took such a devilish deflection off Dilrabo Shokirboy Qizi Asadova the deficit was 1-0 after 34 seconds.
By the 16th minute it was 4-0 and Heyman had a hat-trick. By the time she was subbed off at half-time she had four. Four files dutifully deposited in their rightful place. Yes, Uzbekistan’s drawer opened pretty smoothly. Granted, the world No.47 opponents did not require much oiling. But if the 45-minute shift the 54,120 at Marvel Stadium witnessed on Wednesday is not considered a fulfilment of all desired criteria then the job description missed the mark.
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