Romantic comedies seem harder than ever to get off the ground, at least on the big screen. Cold Storage, from British director Jonny Campbell, has an original solution: disguising itself as a splatter movie. The couple who embark on what amounts to an unlikely first date are Naomi (Georgina Campbell) and Travis (Joe Keery), a pair of youthful security guards working the night shift at a commercial storage facility in Atchison, Kansas.
Joe Keery, Liam Neeson and Georgina Campbell in Cold Storage.
They’re opposites in some respects, these two, but there’s a spark between them. Naomi is bright and bored, an instinctive anarchist who’s read American anthropologist Zora Neale Hurston and knows exactly how a thermostat works. Travis is just as chatty but a dimmer bulb, on the surface at least. He’s also more cautious, understandably given he’s out on parole after a stretch in prison (for non-violent crime, as Naomi quickly deduces).
Still, by his own admission he’s easily lured into going along with other people’s ideas, such as Naomi’s suggestion of smashing a hole in a wall to see what’s on the other side (Keery, best-known from Stranger Things, is a bit like John Belushi’s sweeter grandson). Soon the pair are headed for a vault deep underground where secrets are stored, modelled on the real-life Atchison Caves, although the movie was shot in Italy and Lebanon with French money.
We know what they’re destined to stumble upon, although suspense might be greater if we didn’t. Prior to all this, a prologue set years earlier introduces Liam Neeson and Lesley Manville as Pentagon bioterror operatives dispatched to the Western Australian desert, where a mutant fungus from outer space has run amok. The threat is contained, the incident duly covered up. But a sample of the fungus is preserved in a test tube, and guess where it’s hidden away?
In a different kind of horror movie, Naomi and Travis’ days would be numbered. But we like these crazy kids, we want them to survive. Their banter is handled very expertly by the veteran screenwriter David Koepp, who has been around the block more times than almost anyone in the industry, bar his frequent collaborator Steven Spielberg (adapting his own 2019 novel, he seems a lot more engaged here than he did as a writer-for-hire on the last Jurassic Park sequel).
The grisly stuff is Jonny Campbell’s department, and much of it is well-calculated to make your flesh creep, though some mutated deer might leave you wondering if they’re meant to look as phoney as they do. There’s an intermittent bid to give the deaths some gravity along with the grossness, though the compassion doesn’t extend to Naomi’s bumbling ex (Aaron Heffernan) who’s introduced having just accidentally shot a cat (the cat doesn’t fare too well either).
Georgina Campbell and Joe Keery in Cold Storage.
It makes sense that Campbell’s CV includes a couple of Doctor Who episodes, even if there’s more gore here than the BBC would allow. The working-class heroes are a latter-day Doctor Who staple, as are the distinguished acting names recruited to add a touch of class. The biggest shock of all is the presence of Vanessa Redgrave as a grieving widow, though it can’t be said she’s used to the full, granting Campbell probably only had her on set for a day or so.
Manville, the cast member most resembling an incarnation of the Doctor, also has less to do than might be hoped. Neeson, in a much bigger role, is as keen as ever to show he can laugh at himself – but despite a priceless moment when his character puts his back out, I wish his ultra-competent action-movie persona had been mocked more ruthlessly. Still, you can’t have everything.
4.29pm on Mar 11, 2026
Edgerton the sole adult among pool of troubling tweens
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The Plague ★★★★ MA 97 minutes. In cinemas Thursday
Eerie echoes of Lord of the Flies pervade The Plague which is set during summer at a water polo camp for teens and sub-teens somewhere in the US.
Details about the outside world are vague. It might as well be an island. The only adult we meet is the team’s coach (Joel Edgerton). Known to the boys as Daddy Wags, he does his best to maintain control, but it’s clear that he has little taste for plumbing the depths of the rivalries and resentments that shape the boys’ behaviour in and out of the pool.
Everett Blunck in The Plague.AP
Ben (Everett Blunck) is the new boy, diffidently trying to acquaint himself with the pecking order which turns out to have little to do with sporting prowess. King of the kids is Jake (Kayo Martin), a boy whose curly hair, cherubic looks and perennial smile are only partial camouflage for a broad streak of malice. Jake is only truly happy when he has someone in his sights and, at the camp, he’s fixed on Eli (Kenny Rasmussen), a boy who shows signs of being autistic. His skin is also afflicted with a rash from some sort of fungal infection. Whenever Eli appears in the cafeteria with his lunch tray Jake and his gang go into a choreographed routine, yelling, “Plague!” and scattering to the other side of the room.
The film is a first feature from young American writer-director Charlie Polinger who worked up the idea from journal entries he made as a 13-year-old at a summer camp. He then added a dash of body horror, a pulsing, percussive soundtrack and lyrically beautiful underwater shots of dancing bodies to produce an oppressively hermetic atmosphere completely out of kilter with the wholesome environment Daddy Wags thinks he’s creating.
Initially, Ben takes the line of least resistance, uneasily taking his place on the fringe of Jake’s group, but his innate sense of decency prompts him to befriend Eli, as well. An intriguing character who affects not to care what anyone thinks of him, he horrifies Ben by revealing his compulsion to self-harm. Ben desperately wants to help, but he’s seized with the fear that he, too, has become affected with the skin disease. And in the background is Jake, ready to pounce on Ben if he shows any sign of weakness.
Polinger’s cast are all teens and sub-teens. Some have acted before. Some haven’t. Instagram produced Martin, a young boxer and skateboarder who scored a special award at the Cannes Film Festival last year where the film premiered to great enthusiasm.
Joel Edgerton in The Plague.AP
It’s a very clever screenplay with unsettling shafts of black humour and perfect pacing. Having conjured up such a claustrophobic setting, Polinger could have slipped up and let the tension lapse, but the second half builds to a denouement both inevitable and shocking. There are a couple of holes in the plot. Daddy Wags must be an unusually heavy sleeper to miss some of the nocturnal goings-on when the bullying is at its most brutal, but I wasn’t inclined to complain.
2.39pm on Mar 11, 2026
Day-Lewis a cut above his co-stars in this family drama
By Jake Wilson
Anemone ★★½ M 126 minutes. In cinemas from Thursday
What the poet Robert Graves said about Shakespeare applies to Daniel Day-Lewis as an actor: he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. Any given Day-Lewis performance tends to be radically unlike anything we could have anticipated, certainly unlike any stock notion of “great acting”.
Directed by Day-Lewis’ son Ronan Day-Lewis, Anemone is another lateral move, surprising in several ways. The first surprise is that it exists at all, since the better part of a decade ago Day-Lewis senior gave the impression he was retiring from acting completely (he now says this was blown out of proportion).
Daniel Day-Lewis and Sean Bean in Anemone.Courtesy of Focus Features
The second surprise is that father and son wrote the screenplay together, although neither has much experience in this department. Indeed, the elder Day-Lewis has no previous credits at all behind the camera – and while Ronan Day-Lewis has made music videos and short films, he’s mainly known as a painter and multimedia artist.
Less surprisingly, the result is awkward, even amateurish in many ways, though not without moments of intensity. While the story appears to be pure fiction, family is a central theme: Day-Lewis senior stars as Ray, a silver-haired hermit with a glint in his eye who’s lived alone for decades in a shack in the woods of northern England, where he’s sought out by his more subdued brother Jem (Sean Bean).
Gradually their shared backstory emerges, mostly through monologues by Ray, who isn’t thrilled to see his brother but seems to hope talking will relieve some of his guilt. We learn that both brothers are ex-soldiers who were involved in the Troubles in Northern Ireland in the 1980s.
We also learn that Ray abandoned his wife Nessa (Samantha Morton, persuasive as always) just before the birth of their son Brian (Samuel Bottomley), and that Jem subsequently moved in with Nessa, raising Brian as his own.
Not much happens in the present tense of Anemone, which often resembles a vastly over-extended student short – especially in its studied visual flourishes, such as a recurring drone shot of trees swaying in the wind, as if we were looking down at a turbulent green ocean.
Some more openly surreal touches don’t work at all, despite the polish supplied by cinematographer Ben Fordesman (Love Lies Bleeding). Likewise, the writing often seems aimed more at immediate shock value than anything else, as in a grotesque story told by Ray about his supposed revenge on a priest who abused him as a boy.
What does work is the acting, although the cast aren’t all operating in the same register. Where Bean and Morton are life-size, Day-Lewis as Ray is a figure on a larger scale: taunting, even monstrous, racked by visible pain, yet in between his bursts of anger weirdly seductive.
From the moment Jem enters his long-lost brother’s domain, it’s clear that nothing about Ray can be taken at face value. Still, he’s an object of constant fascination, precisely because there’s no guessing what he might say or do next.
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1.56pm on Mar 11, 2026
Passion and pain on a suburban scale
By Sandra Hall
Reminders of Him ★★★ M 114 minutes. In cinemas Thursday
Colleen Hoover strikes again. Hollywood is ardently embracing the work of Hoover, the American novelist who made her breakthrough using social media and was on The New York Times bestseller list before the conventional publishing houses realised how far she had come with her canny blend of romance and family discord.
This is the third Hoover adaptation to make it to the screen in 18 months.
It deals with grief, guilt, anger and redemption – Hoover has never shied away from the grandest of passions and pains – but she has a knack for stripping them down to suburban dimensions. It Ends With Us – the first of the adaptations and so far, the only one to become a box-office hit – was different.
A soft-focus study of high-end living, it blunted its message about the evils of domestic abuse with the glossiness of its delivery, but Reminders of Him, is more in touch with reality, taking us to the outer suburbs of Laramie, Wyoming, where much of the action takes place in a dilapidated apartment block and a local bar.
Maika Monroe and Tyriq Withers on their way to the inevitable happy ending.
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Kenna Rowan (Maika Monroe) has just returned after seven years in prison on charges involving the car accident that killed her fiancé, Scotty. She’s hoping to make peace with his parents, who blame her for the crash. And she desperately wants to see the baby born to her while she was serving her sentence. Scotty was the father and his parents have been awarded custody.
Hoover co-wrote the script, which unfolds at a pace designed to make the most of every plot point. It also preserves the interior monologue that formed part of the novel’s narration by giving Kenna a hefty journal that she totes around in a backpack, guarding it so zealously it might well be a detachable body part.
She discovers the bar on her first night, dropping in against her better judgment because it’s on the site of what used to be her favourite bookshop, and as soon as she and the bar’s sexy manager, Ledger (Tyriq Withers), make eye contact it’s clear romance is in the air.
Next come the obstacles – methodically lined up in Hoover’s customary manner, to delay the inevitable happy ending. And the first one is seemingly insurmountable. It’s only when Kenna hears Ledger’s name that she identifies him as her dead fiance’s best friend. They did not meet when she and Scotty were together because Ledger was away from home, pursuing his career as a professional footballer.
Now he’s back, living across the street from Scotty’s parents, Grace (Lauren Graham) and Patrick (Bradley Whitford), and performing the role of a surrogate father to Kenna’s young daughter, Diem (Zoe Kosovic). And when he discovers who Kenna is, he does everything he can to stop her seeing Diem and upsetting her tranquil existence.
The last Hoover adaptation, Regretting You, was a flop because it failed to distil Hoover’s convoluted plot into an emotional cocktail potent enough to justify its weepy finish. This one, which is also out to inspire tears, has a better chance.
When first introduced, Kenna is less than engaging. She has a petulant, driven air that doesn’t invite empathy but as the odds against her increase and she starts forming friendships with her neighbours and workmates, some of whom are also down on their luck, Monroe’s performance becomes more relaxed and sympathetic.
Even so, the clichés are abundant and in the end, the film offers little to entice you to leave streaming behind for a night at the cinema.
Pinned post from 1.53pm on Mar 11, 2026
What’s new in cinemas this week
By Sandra Hall
Hello and welcome to this week’s film review wrap of the big movies landing in cinemas this week.
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