Michelle Cazzulino
Michelle Cazzulino is a Sydney writer.
- Opinion
- Marriage
The Coldplay kiss cam woman has done an Oprah tell-all. Turns out everyone else is to blame
Kristin Cabot could’ve done a great many things. Because while more than a billion views would suggest the affair footage isn’t going anywhere, most people have the memories of goldfish.
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- Media & marketing
Dumped Kyle Sandilands is demanding respect. There’s a reason he doesn’t deserve it
The shock jock has loudly complained about how he’s been treated since he was forced from his golden microphone. Now he might stop to think about how he’s treated others over the years.
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- Opinion
- Supermarkets
My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more
Who can take Colesworth seriously any more? With the cramped self-checkout areas, items that aren’t “half price” at all and meat trays marked “while stocks last”, it is like an old toxic boyfriend.
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- Opinion
- Jacinda Ardern
Welcome, Jacinda, but here are seven ground rules for moving to Sydney
Before she settles on our northern beaches, the former Kiwi PM needs some pointers. Rule 1: We own her, along with Russell Crowe and pavlova.
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- Opinion
- Christmas
O Christmas tree, I’d stuff you in the green bin. Now sing that, Mariah Carey
My family drives halfway across Sydney to eyeball our victim, the pine tree, before it is sacrificed. Guess who must vacuum the pine needles.
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Recently I discovered $1.25 billion in a drawer. But there was a catch
Gift cards may be a godsend for the time-poor giver desperately lacking inspiration. But all too often they’re destined to torment the unlucky recipient.
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The six words no one wants to hear from a tradie
Flight arrivals can be predicted to the minute, so why can’t tradies tell you when they’ll turn up?
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When my knee started playing up, I ignored it. Long story short, it didn’t work
A wrecked right knee leads to Pilates, physiotherapy and a personal trainer – along with a pushy kind of punishment.
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- Opinion
- Factional politics
Labor factions dealt Ed Husic in. He can’t complain when they deal him out
Ed Husic has fallen foul of the numbers. Should he change the spelling of his name?
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- Opinion
- Australia votes
Pundits, predictions and punchlines: The best of election night TV
I watched the election coverage on every single channel – so you didn’t have to.
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