John Tait

• Opinion
• Life in the ’burbs

My suburb is an overlooked island. People keep pushing for us to ‘sex up’ its name

Our most famous resident said we could boost house prices by $20-$30,000 if we adopted the name of the local “Bunnings of dildos”. Luckily, residents have stood firm against change.

• 1 month ago
• John Tait