Danny Katz is a columnist for The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald. He writes the Modern Guru column in the Good Weekend magazine. He is also the author of the books Spit the Dummy, Dork Geek Jew and the Little Lunch series for kids.
In our ear-budded, double-screened, tech-distracted lives, sometimes we need to focus on just one thing, says our Modern Guru.
Modern Guru hears your concern: most of us can, occasionally, be struck down with a chronic bout of the Just-In-Cases.
If you can’t lower the Hills-Hoist to hide your laundry, our Modern Guru has an alternative suggestion.
Everyone should honour the tea towel, advises our Modern Guru, noting that its 18th-century origins did not embrace spill-blotting or fly-swatting.
Yes, says our Modern Guru … unless the plane is already plummeting to the ground and people are texting their final goodbyes to loved ones.
You can’t be sure what he does in the bathroom, notes our Modern Guru: many activities may be going on behind that closed door.
When confronted with appallingly designed kitchen products at someone’s house, lean into the horror, counsels our Modern Guru.
They’re getting a free consultation without having to make an appointment, writes our Modern Guru.
It must be really creepy for all the other neighbours, seeing a dead man’s bins mysteriously going in and out each week.
Sorting donations – using bare hands in the dank, fetid stew that used to be someone’s old clothes and bedsheets – isn’t easy, says our Modern Guru.