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Brian Pearns
Brian Pearns claims to be a retired dentist. The Herald has adopted him as its Kirrawee bureau chief.
- Opinion
- Satire
The key to eternal keyness is a bing! away
I’ve downloaded a new personal development app. It will go bing! whenever I prioritise a key priority.
- Brian Pearns
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- Opinion
- Satire
Dire in the Shire: the seat of PM's power goes a bridge too far
Scott Morrison's seat of Cook has been adulterated with non-Shire voters from across the Captain Cook Bridge. Some of them drive second-hand cars.
- Brian Pearns
- Opinion
- Education
If Sydney's not interested in the Ramsay vision, there is another way
The Ramsay billions would be best employed setting up a completely new institution, the Shire University of Western Civilisation Excellence.
- Brian Pearns